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Parlour Old Fashioned $14
O.G.D. 114 Bourbon, Jim Beam Rye, Earl Giles Piloncillo Syrup, Trinity Bitters

Liquid Apricity $13
Mezcal, Passion Fruit, Pineapple, Grapefruit, Cinnamon

Final Harvest $13
Pear Brandy, Orange Curaçao, Mexican Bitters, Blackstrap Bitters

Laguna Sunrise $13
House Spiced Rum, Banana, Nom Nom, Lime, Cinnamon

Seasonal Smash $13
Maker’s Mark Private Barrel #001, Cranberry, Orange, Lemon, Amaro, Baking Spices

Shakin’ Stir Fry $13
Pineapple Rum, Soju, Ancho Verde, Ginger, Pineapple, Lime, Soy

Not Too Tart $13
Vodka, Cranberry, Italian Bitters, Vanilla, Marasco Cherry, Lime, Seltzer

Breakfast Can Wait $13
Chive Vodka, Super-Greens, Cry Baby Craig’s, Everything Bagel Seasoning

It’s Not a Trick, It’s an Illusion $13
Reposado Tequila, Coffee, Mexican Bitters, Ancho Chile, Chai, Charred Cinnamon

Grandma Janet’s Whiskey Slush $13
Knob Creek Rye Private Barrel #001, Pineapple, Nom Nom, Demerara, Lime, Jamaican Bitters

Chocolate “Milk” $13
Blackstrap Rum, Cold Press, Demerara, Cream, Vanilla, Cherry Bitters, Egg

Brushfire $13
Gin Blend, Yellow Chartreuse, Dry Vermouth, Grapefruit Bitters, Cedar Smoke

Scurvy Dog $13
Rum Blend, Coffee, Banana, Amaro, Coconut, Blackstrap Bitters


Sauvignon Blanc, Bretonniere 2017 Loire, France $10
Chardonnay, Vinum Cellars 2016 Monterey, CA $11
Pinot Grigio, Pullus 2017 Podravje, Slovenia $11

Malbec, Zuccardi 2016 Valle de Uco, Argentina $12
Cabernet, Vigilance 2015 Lake County, CA $12
Pinot Noir, Fable 2016 Mendocino, CA $12

Brut Rose, Francois Montand NV Gascony, France $10
Prosecco, Lamarca NV Veneto, Italy $10



Modist Dream Yard 16oz. (Amer. IPA) $9
Toppling Goliath Pseudo Sue 16oz. (pale ale) $9
Left Hand Milk Stout (stout) $8
Able Supergiant (golden ale) $7
Loon Juice Honeycrisp (dry cider) $7
Fulton Continental Pilsner (pilsner) $7
Brooklyn Brown Ale (brown ale) $6
612 Unrated (Rye IPA) $6
Coors Light $5
Schlitz 16oz. (american lager) $5
Bud Light $5
Miller High Life 7 oz. pony $3

Staff Favorites

Beer ’N Bump $6
#1 Schlitz & Underberg
#2 High Life Pony & Jim Beam
#3 Short Pants & Libelula

50/50’s $7
#1 Pineapple Rum & Zucca Rubarbaro
#2 Fernet Branca & Creme de Mure
#3 Angostura Bitters & Mexican Cola




The Burger $14.50
Ground Chuck, Ribeye, and Brisket, White American Cheese

Chicken Sandwich $12
Panko Breaded, Speck, Swiss Aioli

Tuna $16
Carpaccio, Kalamata Olive, Pickled Mustard, Pepper, Chive, Rye Crisp

Beet Pâté $12
Chevre, Brioche, Tobiko, Romanesco, Shallot, Radicchio, Sherry

Meatballs $12
Lamb, Harissa, Tahini, Honey, Cumin, Carrot

Smoked Salmon $15
Mousse, Blood Orange, Chard, Juniper Crisp, Marcona Almonds

Carrots $11
Heirloom Carrots, Dill, Honey Garlic

Hand-Cut Fries $6
Um…yeah, that’s it

Popcorn $4
Bacon, Pineapple, Togarashi, Scallions Mixed Greens $7

Mixed Greens $7
Local Lettuces, Sherry Vinaigrette


A Scoop of Jo $3
Coffee Ice Cream, Cocoa Nibs

Monster Cookie $3
Peanuts, Oats, Dried Fruit

Chocolate Cake $9
Dulcey Ganache, Cocoa Whip Cheese Plate

Artisanal Cheeses $13
With Nuts House-Made Chutney & Cracker